Health and Safety Advice - Tip 40

Be Careful at the barbecue

Its nearly summer! That means its time to get outdoors and cook some food. The open air, the sun, the raging flames and the blackened food. There are some people you can't trust to work a microwave properly, those same people should never be allowed to barbecue. Anything can happen if you aren't careful. Be safe out there this summer!

Let me know if you are one of those people.

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Spatula Attack!

They came from the kitchen drawer!

Those 1950s monster movies are cool, but not many of them deal with the dangers of cooking utensils. Well that's all changed now! Attack of the giant spatulas would make a great film, why hasn't it already been done? If you do want to start on a script just remember all rights reserved by me, but I'll sell for the right price.

Health and Safety Advice - Tip 39

Useful advice is hard to come by so make sure you take heed of this one. Microwaves can be dangerous so DO NOT place your head into a microwave oven. It will not end well.

If you feel the urge be sure to let me know what you think.

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Fish Fingers

Captain Birdseye never looked like this!

The name says it all really. Its a slightly different take on fish fingers than normal. I don't think many kids would put this guy as their favourite for dinner but you never know! :-)

Broke out the sketch pad and pens for this one, its been far too long since I've done that. I think I might enjoy doing it again though.

Man with a fish on his head

So I started with a really bad joke. But it makes a good picture. Believe me it probably won't get any better.

If you have a better idea let me know. If you don't, let me know that too.